The Republic of Central Mozambique is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 3.212 billion Central Mozambiqueans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Industry and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 17.4%.

The Central Mozambiquean economy, worth 165 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 51,404 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Mozambique's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Central Mozambique is ranked 118,522^nd in the world and 4,938^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 73.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.